After the dumpster fire that was Call of Duty: Ghosts, I decided to take a self-imposed break from Activision’s annual shooter.
Who’d be a citizen of Gotham City? Not me, that’s for sure.
If I was unlucky enough to be born kicking and screaming in Elliot Memorial Hospital, I would firstly question the sanity of my parents for choosing to live there for so long, and then suggest that we relocate immediately – once I had the mental capacity to do so, of course.
A couple of weeks ago, I took up arms with like-minded inklings across the globe, united by one clear objective: we had chosen rock as our preferred genre of music, and it was was time to honour this commitment in battle; we even got a free T-shirt for entering…
Intermittent disconnections, distorted audio and hours upon hours of endless troubleshooting. Hundreds of complaints, needless expenditure and not a single solution in sight. Welcome to the nightmare that is the Xbox One controller – a controller that isn’t fit for purpose…
The Final Fantasy series has a history of being overly self-indulgent. Extravagant cutscenes bookend every set piece. Storylines tend to favour complexity over simplicity. And the cast of characters range from the cold and emotionally detached to the annoyingly upbeat.
Why did Ninja Theory have to make Dante such a detestable individual? Arrogant, foul-mouthed and unconvincingly “edgy”, Dante has as much charisma as the swarms of idiots on Vine and Facebook who film themselves acting like twats in public because they think it’s funny.